35 ways to ANNOY people at the movie

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1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can you fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Yell out what is going to happen.
8. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
9. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
10. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
11. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
12. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can’t change the channel.
13. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
14. Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
15. Try to start a wave.
16. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
17. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, “No profanity!”
18. Sing with the theme music.
19. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
20. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, “Shh, I’m trying to read!”
21. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
22. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
23. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late ans says “Welcome to the club”
24. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, “Ahhh, whiplash!”
25. Ask the person at the ticket window, “Do you work here?”
26. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
27. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
28. Every time there is a gun shot scream, “Hit the floor!”, jump on the floor, and cover your head.
29. Wear one of those “cat in the hat” top hats.
30. Before the movie starts, stand up, and imitate the Truth commercial saying, “The makers of this film couldn’t find any way to make their characters rebellious, rockin`, or cool so instead, they’ll just smoke.”
31. When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, “Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!”
32. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
33. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
34. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
35. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.

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